I just had the following e-mail exchange with my husband after I went to Target at lunchtime and bought four boxes of Christmas lights for our house:
Me: I went out and got 96 feet of ceramic white lights with the old-fashioned bulbs today. I don't know if it's enough, but it can get us started.
Ben: Thanks, but I think we'll need about six times that amount.
Me: Holy balls! Six times? What are you planning to do?
Ben: Clark, where's my stogie?
Me: *dies laughing, then becomes frightened*
Stay tuned...
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My boss's husband went all Clark Griswold last year and kept blowing fuses. They later found out that you're not supposed to string more than three strings of lights together.
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