Our night at the State Fair

1. Arrive State Fair.
2. Immediately head to beer garden and order two Bud Lights (one small for me, one large for Ben)
2. Find cheese on a stick booth and order two mozzarellas. (one for me, one for Ben)
3. Purchase round-trip tickets for chair lift. Ride to other side of the fairgrounds.
4. Get off on other side, where Ben purchases a corn dog, wolfs it down, and deposits stick in dumpster.
5. Get back on chair lift.
6. Immediately head to the Grater Taters booth we spotted while riding chair lift.
8. Because line is so long, order some crab rangoons for Ben, which he eats while standing in line for a Grater Tater.
9. Ben eats most of Grater Tater whilst sitting on park bench near the talent stage. I pick a little off and drop a huge cheesy hunk on the ground, getting cheese all over my hand in the process.
10. Head to Varied Industries Building to get chocolate chip cookies in a cup and use the bathroom to wash my hands.
11. Arrive at cookie booth and order two cups (one for me, one for Ben).
12. Whilst eating cookies, head out toward livestock area to see really big bull.
13. Get distracted by beer garden and order a Boulevard and an MGD.
14. Proceed toward livestock area but get stopped by horse parade so that we can't cross the street.
15. Give up on livestock and just head home.
16. Sit at home.
17. Have indigestion.